yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

this is what it feels like to be in your late 20s

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

trans women ARE allowed to want to become mothers. trans women ARE allowed to express their feelings around motherhood and vent about not being able to carry a baby. trans women DESERVE a voice when it comes to motherhood and bodily autonomy too and saying that they don't make you sound like a terf. trans women are women and trans mothers ARE mothers