End thy life knave

I hope the rusted sword and shield give the blowjob brothers tetanus

dude you are so interesting. but i hate how much stuff you do in private... (like i just thought of it) i actually have a spare room in my panopticon

caught grampa up late playing video games #naughty

"imagine them in their underwear" is weird sanitised advice for people who think the most debased thing someone can be is naked, but not so naked that they're morally discomforting. what you have to do, if you want stage presence, is imagine them as your soulless undead army

honestly if ghetsis actually won and became ruler of everything and a god etc he would probably kill himself

i think the indignation and spite and ambition and the belief that Once Hes Untouchable, Everything Will Make Sense are keeping him alive and focused. achieving his goals and still being insane would make him joker out but theres no further stages of jokerification for him where hes at so he would just die

essentially "plans for when i'm godking: if still insane, kill self. if not, start a podcast"

just rembered usum showed that this is canon and true because rainbow rocket ghetsis came from a timeline where he had won and he had the dragon and everything right. but hes literally even more unhinged and neurotic and violent. AND he got torn out of that reality and was like YAY ok NEW PLANS ^_^ New Goals New Manipulation Target and got like mad as hell about being chucked back to his victory universe. he hates losing but as it turns out he hates winning too. deadly post-victory clarity. he only really loves the buildup to victory. when things go well and hes about to win, thats the best feeling for him. minor setbacks, thats awesome too. and getting rid of those setbacks? so the path to victory is clear? thats soooo nice. it has to be a constant pursuit. a denial of denial. constant yearning. guy who loves to think very hard about a tasty meal while hungry as hell and to have it on a plate and be about to dig in. but actually eating isnt all that and once he's eaten he wants to die so bad