i love you.

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

THESE ARE THE BEST GIJINKAS THATS IT EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

oh would you look at the time *looks at watch that reads, “time to think about a person in a suit getting yanked pulled in by their tie towards someone who’s about to confirm check for a fever whether they like it or not”