Always hungry

i hate that the cost of true intimacy is vulnerability. it should cost 50 cents and a gumball.

When I was around 13, I had a lot of weird, uncomfortable interactions with kids my age, and some straight-up predatory experiences with late teens. And my most wholesome interaction was an online friendship with a ~30yo guy. He was super chill and somewhat childish, great with kids. We were friends for several years and spent most of that time playing video games with him and his godson (a kid my age). I never felt weird or awkward around him, the worst thing he'd do was harmlessly troll or rage-bait us. It was a good time

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

can you put that thing on a leash?

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

this is what the left wants for the hidden leaf

i feel very normal and emotionally regulated today #NORMAL

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.