felicity morales;

❛ Only of those with enough common sense to be one and done. ---- That a yes or a no? ❜

❛ The only thing WEAK remotely in this vicinity is your self-control. I have preferences. And you know, court’s still out on chivalry, but .... OBJECTIVELY --- there’s a 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 you attract more than soccer moms, and it isn’t your stunning personality ----- but okay. Benefit of the doubt. Tonight. Unless Diego Jr. has a meeting later on, patience is a virtue. ❜

❛ What? You not a FAN? Last time I checked, Billy Ray, being a strong woman & therefore SEXUALLY LIBERATED works in your benefit. Unless, you know, something’s changed and you’d much prefer the aforementioned van with leftover glitter from Tommy’s art project. ❜

❛ Right. Who knows, maybe the next time you show up because an old lady ran over Mr. Whiskers ‘n think he’s stuck in her pine tree because she can hear it meowing its last breaths, she’ll want to take you on the spot. The new you might just get it. ❜

❛ Heart wants what it wants. And if it manifests up someone’s ass ---- then we should just hope it was clean, am I right? ❜

❝ How exactly would that be different from usual? --- Don’t tell me you whine at those poor mini-van chauffeurs to get down on their knees too? They read SELF HELP books, Diego. They’re experts on self respect exercises. Next you know, they’ll hand you a fifty percent off coupon to the local therapist. ❞

❝ RIGHT? If anything, he should be looking at my tits. ------ We could always tag team him. I walk up and give him a little show while YOU snatch his wallet, or you walk up and --- god, I don’t fucking know. Say you lost your dog? ❞

❝ So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I’m like OH MY GOD. Again? ❞

❝ TRUST ME, little idiots that come into the diner askin’ for an order placed for SEYMOUR BUTTS is ridiculous. You’d think between the cartoons n’ the bikes they’d have enough summer vacation ------ what are they buggin’ you with? ❞

❝ No! I’m impressed. Illegal activity doesn’t manifest itself this well in teenagers all that often. You’re an anomaly, and a good one at that. ----- OKAY, guy in the suit looks rich. You take ‘im, I’ll take madame handbag on the ground behind her --- on a fuckin’ park bench! You’re begging for it at that point. ❞

❝     You know, before I decide to help you or not, we could always play a game. I’ll take ‘pathetic’ for five hundred, Trebek. What is begging? --- You could always take a page out of mister sex deprevation’s book, you know. Easier to get me raring and ready to go with chivalry instead of groveling.    ❞

❝     A miracle would be getting paid more, but if you like it so much, I’m takin’ tips all night. ‘N if you go into cardiac arrest from the amount ‘a sugar in that thing, I’m stealin’ your wallet. Another slice?    ❞

❝       Only if I can take the WILD guess that your ‘ boo boos ’ are found somewhere south of the border. Can’t you find some desperate soccer mom with Spiderman bandaids for those bumps & scrapes to suck you dry, or is the cutesy dialogue reserved for me?     ❞

❝     YES, I want the weed. But if we stand here without any purpose for longer, it’s going to look like a drug deal, especially in this town. Walk with me, talk with me. And give me a discount for saving your ass.      ❞

Dark eyebrows quirk and eyes roll so quickly it’d be hard to notice, but a faint smile indents olive toned features before she speaks, red lips parting to offer faux condolences, dripping with saccharine apologies and a sunny dispositioned disagreement -- -- she hates the SHITHOLE too, but keeping up  a p p e a r a n c e s  is more necessary than relatability, and there are very few people who got to hear her bitch & moan. ❝ Sorry ‘bout the ... dislike. I ‘on’t think it’s too bad. Things can get a lil’ slow, but it’s much different than big city life. QUIETER. ❞

❝ So what you’re tellin’ me is that you FUCKED UP my car? I needed an oil change, dickwad, not an apology 'n a need ta get a new one. I’m a fuckin’ WAITRESS, I can barely afford goin’ in to get my car ruined by an idiot who looks like a twelve year old with FRAT BOY hair, what ‘bout an entirely new vehicle? ❞ A heavy sigh, and then a beat. ❝ Look, whatevah you did, I’m sure ya didn’t mean it. Just ... try ‘n fix it, I expect a refund & you excusin’ the outburst? ❞