coconut bottle.

     ❝     uk if we’re gonna be HONEST here thicc bih . i think i’d be leavin HIM before that happens so like . leaf me olone xoxoxooxo .     ❞

     ❝     me , myself and i .     ❞

     ❝     he does have one of those PONCEY watches that are real old . let’s go then , he’s lookin’ at that girl’s tits ... i think . so he DESERVES to get shit taken from him anyway . an’ he’s distracted --- the perfect plan .     ❞

     ❝     that’s not advice --- ‘m not being myself ‘f all i do is laugh an’ smile . an’ why would i shake my hips ? we’re not going DANCING that’d be stupid to just ... start dancing outta nowhere ... d’you do that a lot ? is that what made you have that ALLERGIC ATTACK dance move ? i wish someone got that on video --- that’d be rich for someone who doesn’t know what a ninny is .     ❞

     ❝     no they didn’t --- they don’t have the IMAGINATION for it . they just talk ‘bout “ the spirit of christmas ” which is just fart an’ poop jokes . they might’ve been it when i was like , FIVE but ‘m way smarter now that ‘m an adult ... d’ya not like it ? i think ‘s pretty fun ‘cause people just nod along an’ are like , they can’t let me KNOW they don’t know what “ pizza pavement ” means --- y’know ? did you like those songs ? what did they SING ‘bout you ?     ❞

     ❝     first of all --- you , BIG BITCH , are a large package an’ i’m a just little bit smaller than you . but i could still beat you the FUCK up so there’s that . second of all , you should be the one who says SORRY ‘cause i saw you fine but you still got in my fucking way .     ❞

     ❝     well , i dunno ‘bout you but i hope ‘s gonna get US to somewhere with a terminator . that’d be a way DOPER thursday than y’know , other thursdays . what d’you want it to be ?     ❞

     ❝     you look way more bored than i do in math class --- which is saying SOMETHING ‘cause math class is boring as fuck .     ❞

     ❝     i don’t think doing shit to two , maybe SEVEN , people’s computers is gonna get the attention of the government . ‘least , not ‘f we do it from my computer . ‘less the person who bought it was --- well , someone like YOU i guess . we’ll be fine , promise ! i know what ‘m doing ... so , squid huh ? that’s kinda funny actually . i'd rather ‘f it was some online GANG’S picture or ... something like that . something to make them real scared an’ paranoid ; that’d be real funny .     ❞

     ❝     why should i answer your question ? it’s a STUPID question ... bro .     ❞

     ❝     no , i just told you all that CRAP ‘cause i wanted to talk shit . of course i want your advice , you ninny . why else would i talk to you ?     ❞

her heart thuds against her ribcage --- it feels like it’s in time with his OWN heartbeat . fingertips raise to his cheek , hand offering a gentility she didn’t know she was capable of .     ❝     yeah , yeah you are .     ❞     fervour and CREDULITY overflows from her veil , with words spoken softer than her faint memories of infancy . toned arm offers a succorance she instantly melts into and she smiles . teasings LACE throughout her cadence --- it bounces with her enthusiasm .     ❝     still need some practice though , you didn’t even know what SPACEBALLS meant before .     ❞

     ❝     pavement pizza doesn’t like --- literally mean pizza that’s on the pavement , liza . ‘s just ... a big PILE of vomit . which is sad . finding pizza around would be a lot more fun .     ❞

     ❝     ‘s that ‘cause you wanna use me as a DISTRACTION or ‘cause you actually are happy for me ?     ❞

     ❝     why’re you calling me sis ? i don’t think you’ve ever called me that before , ‘s like calling me UMB-ARELLA or some wack shit like that . so shut up , you wanker .     ❞

     ❝     eggin’ their house isn’t really the kinda FUN i wanna be up to though . ‘cause y’know , they’re real pricks an’ i gotta make sure they KNOW it was me that got them back . ‘else there’s no use in me tryna get them back , is there ? ‘sides , ‘m not a rat , hambo sambo . your knack for computers SECRET is safe with me .     ❞