it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

you could post just the word “bush” (kate? george w? hw? vegetation? pubic hair?) and someone will reply “well i shave because of sensory issues” regardless

Bird mom.

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

The human brain needs the ability to be recalibrated faster. Yeah we’ve been doing this healing process for like six or seven years now make it snappy hurry it up

Gerard way? Of Wikipedia's list of nonbinary celebrities?

I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

related theres a desperation for pop idols to be iconic to be divas but because any behaviour that could be read as vain or mean or controversial gets her instantaneously condemned as an unprofessional bitch when stans call something ‘iconic’ it’s usually just a pop star wearing a dress and looking thin