[Ɛ]єяιє, ιѕη'т ιт? ⁽ᵃᵘᵗᵒ⁾

“Then why aren’t you proving it to me? Afraid?”

                          “I’m guessing you’ve forgotten  who  you’re  speaking                            to, little brother. Scared is something I’m not, nor will                            I             ever             be.            LADIES            first.” 

                       “ BRO– have you ever thought                           about joining the football team??                            you look like you could be like, an                           AWESOME linebacker, man.  ”

         ( It was true, he had the broad shoulders and the built figure to be a football player, but it just wasn’t his thing. He’s always loved sports, but football was just one that he couldn’t force himself to like nor participate in. ) 

                         “I swear, you’re the fifth person to say that to me today.                           As awesome as that sounds, Football  just really isn’t                           my thing man. But I will be signing up for the Baseball                           team,  I  can  totally   whoop   ass   on   that   diamond.” 

     “What is this?”

                     “Smash     Bros,     dude!     Are     y’gonna     grab                       a controller or just stand there and watch me play?”

“Emmett, I wasn’t aware  we were expecting you. What brings you to Alaska?”

“Honestly, do you think that since you have huge muscles  that you can beat up anyone you see and win? the bigger they are, the harder they fall!!” 

               ( Great, another person thinking they could take him, you’d think he’d be rich right about now due to other’s thinking the same way. He rolled his eyes just a bit and answered with a slight attitude. ) 

                      "Dude,   we’ve   been   watching   Frozen   for                         five damn hours on, let me have the remote!” 

                “Uhh  yeah,   we’re   cool  or  whatever   but  that                  still  doesn’t  change  the   fact  that   you   smell                  like a wet mutt. Somebody miss their bath time?” 

      “Did you just say what I think you said? 

                         -------------Or am I just hearing things..” 

                                            “Hey, it’s totally not my fault that you                                              keep leaving your Disney Collection                                              hanging       around       the      house! 

                     --------I mean, I’m just bound to watch them if they’re there.” 

                           “Dude, I don’ t mean  to  burst  your  bubble, but  I  believe                                     you’re  about  two  years  behind  with   that  shirt.  I’ll  give                                     you  a  call  when vertical stripes come back in  style bro.”

                 “See, now repeat after me---’Emmett is always right’...”

                       “I told you if you just  gave  Rose some time,                         she  would  be okay with you becoming one                         of us and joining the family---I mean, all you                         had to  do  was  give  her  a  beautiful  niece.”