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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

everybody needs to read more. read all the time. read every day. read read read

Having an awful awful awful day at work and then I remembered "they're giving he-man pronouns" and I laughed so hard that I was immediately rocketed into a better headspace