Just A Fat Wombat

@futuristicallyfatwombat

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Talking to a cuck: you're just mad you're kissing your girlfriend and I'm not

clutching my half-demon eye and doubling over in pain as it begins glowing and pulsing because i haven't bothered you in over 20 minutes

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic