The way you treat animals matters to me.

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

I love when people are like ewww that’s not good for you about something random like babe, you clearly have not seen my other vices, I promise you this soda will not be the thing that kills me but thank you

Oh to be loved like a habit and not a chore. Oh to be loved because loving you is their default state of being and not something they have to perform like a duty. Oh to be loved because they don't want to live a life where loving you doesn't exist. Oh to be loved truly.

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

thank you to all the beautiful women who follow me even though i'm doomed

it’s you and your childhood plushie against the world