Puppy Mode Activated

Art by LongDany

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Started playing Cienie to honor my Polish heritage or whatever

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

well… we’re still occasionally gross

I play Wordle every day

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

got him to take off all his clothes instead

Sydney poses for new album cover

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

3. if you do tumblr's age verification, do the webcam-face version. It doesn't send the image back to them (it "just" sends the metadata, which may still be enough to uniquely identify you), but that's way better than showing them your ID (especially since you have to do it on a phone. Do things on desktop, not on phones: you'll be more secure)

As promised, the knight yaoi. Eat up

somethin somethin, rocker rhino