"God dammit, Paige"

my favorite thing to do is not talk

The canvas of life is painted with condiments.

Did you seriously just call this post ableist I’m yelling

yeah i fucking am  because i cant see mixing mayonaisse, mustard and ketchup as anything but a sick joke . a joke about paint mixing, which again, most of which is coming straight from a community specifically for people like me. i dont appreciate it, at all

IM DYING CONGRATULATIONS YOU LITERALLY MADE MIXING FUCKING CONDIMENTS ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS BUT A SHITPOSTING RESTAURANT BLOG IS THE PROBLEM HERE

This is the most tumblr thing I’ve ever seen. Someone made a call out post against dennys. How do these people function in real life?

reach for the stars

just wanna be beautiful and take care of myself

The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.

#Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby