tired

Slurps up 3d printing filament like a spaghetti noodle and spits out a small orange frog

Are you okay

I'm fuckin great I just found out I could do that

The pause in howling to sneeze from getting fur in his nose really makes this

The howl immediately following the sneeze is hilarious. It’s like he’s trying to cover up the fact that he sneezed.

The howl after the sneeze literally sounds like “ohhhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

it's the working class struggle!

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

Minecraft respawn

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

if he's your man then why'd he get caught in that imperial ambush same as that thief over there

shine bright like a bright thing

She may not have an appendix but she does have the range!!!