Something Witty

@busbug

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

Vileplume, not unfair. 

451- Skorupi , one of my fav Poison Pokemons <3

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

Neon Groantube Evangelion

God that’s so ominous

I prepared myself. I prepared myself for the unholy utterances I was certain would be cast at me, as though they were being cast from hell, and yet I was so, so defenseless for the real thing.

God damn

うっそ…これ、犬！！？(΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)！？

@occupyingvenus

I believe the official term is “Floofer”

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)