i mean this forever.

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

skateboarding elf coming to the rescue except she has to make fun of you first

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

You don’t know me

Soma 😔

moodboard for when you're just a little guy but also losing your fucking mind