Your History is Delightfully Crunchy

Gotta celebrate her introduction to the coldest beer in town! #fasteddiesbonair (at Fast Eddie's Bon Air) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brl0FV2lIFZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6adhn6003vwj

When you can't drink alcohol but the brewery has the best soda (bottled in my dad's hometown of Breese, IL). #skisoda #excelbottling (at The Old Bakery Beer Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrlrHaIlOn7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18mkzb1mjzbce

When your dad remembers some of your favorite things at Christmas. (Sea salt caramels and volcanoes, y'all.) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrjlyrJFGuA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cc8qaj9rndgj

I have no idea how old I was in this picture, or the occasion that led to this getup, but I can't be selfish and not share. https://www.instagram.com/p/Brjk4gAFyxB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=154i86okxvsfc

When the back of the cold front looks like a painting. #nofilter #clouds #imjustgladimnotupnorth https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqnt14hno9J/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13ho1tal14fvo

When your dad goes on a trip out west and brings you rocks and books. My face when he dumped them onto the table was 😃😃😃😃😃 because he LABELED them! #rocknerd #givemeallthesamples https://www.instagram.com/p/BoxYRtMAGsS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v81gphvqja4d

When the countertops at Zia's are as beautiful as the food. Looks like a porphyritic "granite" (obviously not actual granite due to its dark nature). Lots of k-spar phenocrysts full of exsolution lamellae. #geology #countertopporn (at Zia's "On The Hill")

It's #internationalcatday so here's my two furballs. One who purrs a lot and forgets to put her tongue back, and one who is a spoiled floof.

Sunset on the lake. #yesweekend #nofilter (at Lake of Egypt)

tl;dr I hate old white people and they’re the ones I have to deal with all the time

I DID! WALK OFF WINNER!

When the human won't give you treats. #sulkyface #catsofinstagram