Iām in Australia and in the middle of the night I had a night terror. I wonāt go into detail about it but at the time I was really freaked out about it.
I couldnāt go back to sleep because again, really freaked out, so I decided to go on discord only to find out this was the one night my other Aussie friends didnāt pull an all nighter gaming.
But hereās the thing, my American (and one British) friends were wide awake. I asked if we could vc and explained to them the situation and two of them jumped onto VC immediately to comfort me. We talked for about an hour until I fell asleep but the two of them kept me on the voice chat a little bit longer just to make sure I was truly calm and asleep. They did say I talked in my sleep but nothing too embarrassing.
So yeah, Iām not sure what the true context of this meme is but it reminded me of this precious and somewhat embarrassing memory and that real friends let friends fall asleep on voice chat
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As much as I love momma bruno hcs/trope we have the acknowledge that bruno is 20 (or very close to it) like he should have been in the club instead of handling mentally unwell teens
he was more of an older brother figure to fugo/narancia (I honestly don't see it w mista)
+ abbacchio since he's like 23 (thought he was mid 30s beefing w a 15 year old)
I always think about how Bruno became a gangster at 14 (?), so he was forced to grow up way too fast. When Bruno died, I donāt think he was even as old as Risotto was when Risotto became capo (21?).
Iām getting the image of a teenager having to act older than he is when he has to beat people up and act stern or mean. But, he always managed to follow his sense of morality however he can, which shows in how he found his team and how the community trusts him.
Itās all because heās the most self-sacrificial person ever, whether if itās him being the first person to offer his life when his team is in danger or if itās him deciding to stay with his dad to comfort him after the divorce.
Iāve always wanted these parts of him to be addressed because even though he is Mother(tm), he also deserves to be the Babygirl(tm) who gets pampered. Lord knows he needs a fucking break from being a single parent skfjsjjf (lock in, Abbacchio)
I donāt often read Bruno fan content tho tbh so idk how much of a deepdive or psychoanalysis most fans do for him
Thatās Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. Thatās because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not⦠like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence.
But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. Iām not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guyās video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was allĀ āoh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEMā and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and theyāll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, itās a pretty clear āfuck youā to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
ifixit also makes kits and instruction for nearly every part for consoles, computers, phones, tablets, just about anything. Weāve replaced multiple parts on our old 3Dses at this point. Itās not nearly as hard as you might assume and very worth it to learn how to repair your own electronics.
Hey, if anyoneās curious, this IS making a serious impact ā this handbook was taught as standard practice for my EMT license course, as well as several other programs. A lot of new providers are being taught this as a matter of course.
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Writing long fics and having to deal with so much at once is hard. So have some stuff about Formaghia but itās the both of them having this brotherly dynamic. This is inspired by how in 2 plushie releases for Golden Wind characters including La Squadra, both Ghiaccio and Formaggio can be found in the same volume.
Hence why I had placed them months apart in the same age year. Including how they wear striped pants, had the strongest reactions to Sorbet and Gelatos deaths and an actual bit of food knowledge I know when making this joke-
Ghiaccio: THAT MAKES NO SENSE! We canāt even be twins if it was genetically possible because itās not! Youāre named after cheese and my name is literally ICE! Oneās part of dairy production and the other is a state of temperature!
Formaggio: Yeah but you can make mozzarella with an ice bath
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Fun thought experiment time! Letās combine the idea of Sorbet being French while serving in the Italian army in his backstory~
Word count: 1000+
Cw: discussions of racism and misogyny, narcissistic child abuse, implied SA
a/n: im sorry it got heavy š§āāļø
Relevant posts:
The Sorbet Analysis
Ancestry
Iām not sure how common this headcanon is, but I think there have been quite a few of us that mightāve considered Sorbet being French. Since, you know, sorbet is a French word (while sorbetto is the Italian word). Thinking on his usual outfit, he does seem to have that dark and sleek French fashion that I've seen many netizens wear in Paris. Of course, aside from personal flavor, I don't believe there is much else to draw on from this possibility.
So, I would also go ahead and assume that his ancestry is Iranian since sorbet originated in ancient Persia, and it wouldāve been called sharbat. There have been many a myth of French, Italians, or Romans to try to claim their invention of sorbet, but no evidence supports this other than its origin in ancient Iran. This angle is quite interesting since the Iranian diaspora spiked during the Iranian revolution in 1979, which would have happened during Sorbet's youth.
Though additionally, if we approach Sorbet's backstory as him already being born in France rather than in Iran, then I could see him being born to a Romani parent who had ancestry in Western Asia (including Iran). I'm not sure if I have to mention this, but France and French people do have quite the ugly history of racist policies and prevelant racist sentiment (anti-Romani, anti-Muslim, anti-Semitism, the list goes on tbh). So. There are many layers to Sorbet's festering hate about those who look down on others.
Also, I'm not sure if I have to clarify this as well (since I've encountered people who don't know), but Romani and Roman are different things. Romani refers to the nomadic people from the northern parts of South Asia, and Roman refers to the Roman Empire.
Overall, Sorbet being French can be interpreted in a variety of ways: (1) he was born there, (2) he moved there, (3) he lived there, and/or (4) he used to be a French citizen.
Following the theories I've presented thus far, I would say that Sorbet is at least trilingual (Persian/Sinti-Manouche, French, Italian). Knowing Persian (being raised Iranian) or Sinti-Manouche (being raised French-Romani) depends on whether or not Sorbet moved to France or was born there.
Citizenship
Based on Prima che il Gelato si Sciolga, Sorbet had specifically served in the Italian army, and being an Italian citizen is a requirement to join the Italian army.
So now, the question of āHow does one become an Italian citizen?ā comes up. Apparently, like France, Italy doesnāt have birthright citizenship (automatically being a citizen if you are born there). However, citizenship by descent or āJure Sanguinisā is a valid thing in Italy, meaning that Sorbet can apply for citizenship if at least one of his parents or grandparents is an Italian citizen.
Before 1948, Jure Sanguinis used to be only valid for those using male Italian ancestors for citizenship. By the time Sorbet would've been born though, this rule has changed to be equal among male and female citizens. (I saw someone on Reddit who thought the rule didn't change after 1948 skfjsj)
Parents
So now with all the legal shit out of the way, I would assume that Sorbetās father was likely Italian while his mother was likely French (and either Persian or Persian-Romani). The reason for this is because Sorbet has A Thing (it's trauma) about arrogant and condescending men (using the Boss, That One Soldier, and Cioccolata as examples).
Father
Because of Sorbetās possible traumas that contributed to his sociopathy, I would assume that his Italian father was the Evil Man in his life. I could see this situation as a narcissist father raising a son to be in his (desired and/or projected) image, pushing for the paperwork to make Sorbet an Italian citizen so he can join the Italian army and gain glory in that way. Because of Sorbet's sadistic glee of tearing down arrogant narcissists, I would guess that Sorbet had to contend with never satisfying the Evil Man's standards (paralleling with getting mad over the Boss' lack of respect for his and Gelato's work as assassins).
With the angle of a narcissistic parent-child relationship, it's also safe to assume that Sorbet's father used to also be in the military if he wanted his son to follow in his footsteps. I imagine his "child-rearing" approach would be more like the hazing and abuse that happens in the army.
If Mr. Father was able to travel abroad for work reasons, he could've met Sorbet's mother in France or Iran that way. If we continue the theory of Sorbet's mother being Persian or Romani, it probably would have been quite easy for the Sorbet's father to take custody of him. As for how Sorbet's parents met,, it was likely how soldiers interact with local women in real life,,
I would wager that as soon as Mr. Father learned about Sorbet's existence, he'd want to bring him to Italy to raise as a son if he didn't have any sons already. It also feels like this reflects how Western European countries like France and Italy wanted to claim the origin of sorbet.
Mother
As for how Sorbet's life could've been like with his mother (despite how short-lived it may have been), I think that he would witness unfairness and discrimination from an early age, already developing his complex of dominance and being looked down upon. His childhood would have taken place during a very sensitive political time for his mother's side no matter what.
Seeing how deranged he grows up to be regarding such topics, I would guess that he never got to process it properly, only feeding into the emotions of rage that he doesn't know how to explain. Naturally, this would only be exacerbated when he's taken away by his Italian father who would push him further into honing his ASPD behaviors instead of getting him psychological help.
Army
Finally in the army, I would assume that Sorbet has adjusted to life as an Italian by now, able to pass as Mediterranean. But, seeing the same treatment that he received from his father being repeated over and over in his line of work would reasonably push him over the edge. By now, his sociopathic capability for violence has been fully nurtured, relishing in the joy of putting someone in their place after looking down on others. At some point, he realizes he can just do whatever he wants, consequences be damned.
Tyty!!! It was honestly really fun to learn stuff I didnāt know before via Sorbet, especially since I havenāt really seen anyone approach his hypothesized Frenchness from the angle I took it.
I did do more research though out of respect, and Iād like to correct myself on this reblog~ (Iām just a little lazy to edit the post itself because Iām tired and have chronic pain skfjsnf)
Based on my more detailed research this time, the Sinti and Manouche consider themselves unique groups from one another (as there are five main groups of Romani people). Specifically, the Sinti are in the area between France and Italy known as Piedmont, and the Manouche are mostly in France (though some are also in Northern Italy alongside the Sinti).
Since this theory revolves around Sorbet being from France, he would be Manouche rather than Sinti.
As for the language, I initially could only find āSinti-Manoucheā as one of the Romani languages used in France without further detail (Wikipedia should update this).
Since Wikipedia grouped up āSinti-Manoucheā into one language (and one group of people) that was used in both France and Italy, I assumed it was a valid language option.
This time, I researched more among online Romani forums, and from what I understood, Sinti and Manouche are considered separate dialects with Manouche having heavy influence from French.
So with all of that explained, my self-correction is that Sorbet wouldāve known Manouche if he was born in France ^^
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Itās a late night for me right now so Iām not gonna organize this analysis like I usually do. Iām just gonna spitball.
I was wondering about why Sorbet was cut up into specifically 36 pieces.
Thereās usually a specific reason to use certain numbers, especially with a creative and detailed author like Araki. So it occurred to me that 36 is related to 4, which is significant in Golden Wind.
And I might as well talk more about my thoughts on 4 in Golden Wind specifically. Generally for Japan, China, and Korea, the word for the number 4 sounds similar to the word for death, which makes it considered an unlucky number. Despite this superstition being only relevant in East Asian culture, the connection between 4 and death seems to be relevant throughout Golden Wind (as driven by Mistaās fear of four) even though thereās not really an Italian superstition about 4. Instead, the meta-narrative is that the 4th Major Arcana of a tarot deck is The Emperor. In other words, 4 represents King Crimson.
So with that out of the way, how are 36 and 4 related? Itās pretty simple if Iām reading this correctly. 4 multiplied by 9 is 36.
When Sorbet and Gelato were still alive, there were a total of 9 members in La Squadra Esecuzione. So with Sorbet being the first one to die, being cut up into 36 pieces marks each member of La Squadra with the number 4, both a symbol of death and domination by The Emperor/King Crimson.
Reading it this way, Sorbetās death marks the beginning of La Squadraās fall from grace, locking them into a doomed narrative for the rest of their story.