Greetings loved ones, let's take a journey

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

Yeah cus you never use it

are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

This still fucking cracks me up

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada