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Alex: Don’t act like this all isn’t part of your extra-long game of abusing your position to murder Woody Allen and make it look like an accident.
June: He’s just so frail; it’d only take one good push-
Ellen: How many times do I have to tell y'all not to discuss your murder plots in front of a sitting president? Plausible deniability. Come on.
Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can.
Grover: The dam snack bar?
Zoe: Yes. What is funny.
Grover: Nothing, I could use some dam French fries.
Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom.
Zoe: I do not understand.
Grover: I want to use the dam water fountain.
Thalia: And… I want to buy a dam t-shirt.
Atticus: We may have a faery tail.
Oberon: Yeah! This is the kind of faery tale with children who wander off and get in trouble in the forest. Usually they die because they don't have a wolfhound along-or parents. You ever notice the rampant child neglect going on in faery tales?
Atticus: No, Oberon, I said we might have a faery tail, as in a faery who is tailing us.
Oberon: English is stupid sometimes.

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Sydney: It really was an accident. Marcus thought I was there to abduct him.
Adrian: If someone like you showed up to abduct me, I’d let them.
Kami: You’ve got to dance like nobody’s watching, Jared.
Jared: Have you considered that perhaps nobody’s watching because they’re too embarrassed for you?
Ezekiel: Tell us again. How does this all work?
Solomon: My pleasure, old friend. I do so enjoy repeating myself.
Ezekiel: Nobody asked for your sarcasm, Solomon.
Solomon: No, but I’m a generous soul.
Nezha: You let me think you were dead.
Rin: What did you want, a letter? It’s not like it was terribly easy to track you down, either.
Nezha: A letter would have been better than bombing my ship!
Rin: Are you ever going to let that go?
Nezha: It’s a rather large thing to let go!
Fin: Wait, we’re gonna just let her in here? I don’t want to get all judgy, but this girl has murdered us nine times today.
Zila: Eight times.
Fin: Oh, well, that’s okay then.

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Adam: What is your plan with these things anyway?
Ronan: Ramp. BMW. The goddamn moon.
Adam: The trajectory you’re building doesn’t suggest the moon. It suggest the end of your suspension.
Clary: What are you doing here, anyway?
Jace: ‘Here’ as in your bedroom or ‘here’ as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but-
Clary: I’m going back to bed.
Evie: Who would want to follow you?
Sam: You want me to make a list?
Evie: No, thanks. I hate to see you have to work so hard. I know what a toll thinking takes on you.
Nik: Welcher…
Hanna: …What?
Nik: Bet you I’d get shot, ‘member? Owe me a kiss. Maybe a feel, too.
Jean: I suspect that drink has made you impulsive.
Locke: Drink makes me see funny; the gods made me impulsive.

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Emma: I’ve never really thought of serial killers as having shower gel.
Julian: No one likes a filthy warlock.
Emma: Some might disagree.
Julian: No comment.
Diego: Your mom’s cool.
Henry: Sorry about the interrogation.
Diego: At least she didn’t pull out my fingernails or electrocute my genitals.
Henry: She’s probably saving that for next time.