#sam lloyd

Sam/Evie

"Basically, two bastardous and fun-loving young losers meet, cause problems for each other, team up, help each other solve crimes and hauntings, mess with the authorities, run a scam or two (depending on your precise definition of a scam, but there was at least one, and the debatable one was a fake engagement to help Evie inflate her ego and catapult herself further into stardom) together, make fun of each other very publicly, and fall in love while making things as topsy-turvy as possible. They kill ghosts together and an eldritch abomination is out to get them both (and their whole friend group). They're messy, messy people, but they're good people too, and they encourage the best in each other; Sam tries to get Evie to take care of herself instead of getting wasted and tossing herself down the metaphorical drain, and to accept her difficult personality, while she encourages him to be more thoughtful to others, and she makes him want to open up instead of perpetually hiding layers of his identity like he does with everyone else. He's always gotten by in life by choosing not to be noticed when it might cause problems for him, but with her, he fully wants to be seen, even if it's difficult. She threatens his life frequently (jokingly, but you never can tell) and he thinks that's amazing; they've saved each other's lives on several occasions. She makes fun of his height and he reserves a brain cell for coming up with annoying nicknames for her. There's pining, partly because not everything's requited all the time, partly because they're losers, and partly because he gets kidnapped by this terrible businessman. (Which leads to them briefly joining the circus; they've both literally been clowns and this is also a suitable less-literal descriptor of them.) He's street-smart and she's a well-off small-town girl but they're both jaded where it counts. They're an extremely chaotic, extroverted interfaith couple with bi4bi energy, and there's never a dull moment with them."

Wainwright del Frisco Jakobs-Hammerlock/Sir Alistair Hammerlock-Jakobs, aka Wainlock

"Literally canon married and gay and in love. They are moon/sun they are force/finesse they are opposites attract they are fine gentlemen who are so silly. Their wedding is an entire dlc and they get marrried in the dead corpse of a god. They have guns and use them but in a silly way not in a cringe way. They canonically fuck nasty also. The epitome of old man yaoi."