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My whiskey mood is extremely dignified and you know it. Besides, I totally let you fuck me over the hood of your car the last time I drunk whiskey. You poor thing.. are you bummed out that you miss out on my cock hungry slut mode from time to time? I have no idea how you possibly think that could be fun but fine, we'll go after class tomorrow. I'm coming to join you now. 

Lucky you. I’m sure I’ve pissed off my fair share of professors thanks to my terrible attendance records. Plus, I have a tendency to always show up late and disrupt class as I walk in. God, I hate school.

Let me guess -- showing up late because of hangovers and late night parties? Strangely enough, I don't really mind school. Sure, the morning classes are a total drag but some of it is pretty interesting. 

Please, no one ever hates me, but I suppose I'll drag myself to the first day of class to make some decent impressions. 

Fiiine. Only because then you’ll have to see me every time you use your phone. I’m special, right? I do enjoy it. Shush. I don’t wanna blush.

If only I had naked photos of you to set as my wallpaper. Damn, that would be a nice sight. Yeah, you are rather special. Fine, fine, I'll stop because I wouldn't want you to get all embarrassed. 

Do it the ole fashioned way: procrastinate until midnight. Um, well.. if you’re into superhero comics then hell yeah. 

I think I'm going to take it one step further and not prepare for the first day of classes at all. Can't say I am, I'm more into superhero movies. 

Clothing is always optional as far as I'm concerned. 

You’ll be getting a shitload of stupid faces in said photos, just a head’s up. Cocky, cocky, cocky. You know me…I don’t think I could lie to you about anything. 

Way to ruin my fun. At least give me one decent photo that I can use for my phone background. You love the cockiness, no need to deny it. That's rather cute, I'm glad you feel that way. 

Nice to meet ya. Surprisingly, I didn’t. Spent it in the library reading a few of the new additions.

Well, now I feel incredibly lazy! I should have spent the day preparing for classes, most likely. Was there anything good over at the library?

Danny, and I do try to be likable so thanks.

It's a pleasure, Danny. I'm Dallas. So, did you spend today in bed?

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Okay, if you get the shirt made, I’ll wear it. ‘cause y’know, professional ego stroker and everything. You’re too cute to pout, Dal. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit it. 

I'm going to get a shitload of photos of you in this shirt, just so you know. I know I'm cute, so cute that I can definitely pull off a pout. I'm glad you've stopped lying. 

Of course it is. It’s Sunday.That’s, like, the first rule of being absolutely lazy.

I don't know who you are but I like you already. 

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I can feel the sarcasm, Dal. I was joking! I swear, if there’s a pout, I’ll die. Then you’d be a murderer and you’d miss me like crazy. Yes, you certainly are.

It's not sarcasm, I'm getting you a shirt and you must wear it with pride. Fine, I'll wipe the pout off my face but only because you admitted I'm that good. 

What can I say? I appreciate the human body. Of course I see it. The best? Excuse me while I try not to fall over laughing.  

Should I give you a number one shirt or something, Roe? Ouch, that really fucking hurts! You know I'm one of the best.