Big Ol Dnd Nerd

You shoot saladin? You shoot saladin like the target? 4 kinetic for archer, 4 kinetic for 10,000 years

nancy danderhoof MIGHT be my favorite NPC brennan has ever made. “call me coldstone cuz i love a scoop. like it love it gotta have it” “i need a twin set of cherries STEM ON.” shes truly so solid.

the banksy bit is so fucking funny not just because this is so far from banksy’s art style but also we literally all know who banksy is and get this is still the one thing that lavonte rolls extraordinarily well on and therefore keeps working

There’s like a bell curve of lancer players The low 1: “IPS-N/HA is the best manufacturer because it lets you do the basic game actions with more benefits” The peak, where most players fall: “look at all the funny shit Horus can do!” The low 2: “IPS-N/HA is the best manufacturer because it lets you do the basic game actions with more benefits”

convincing your partner who is also dming a game you play in to read rote is very dangerous because they might choose to name one of the orphaned kids your character is taking care of a word that directly translates to “beloved” specifically to make you scream and cry and throw up. and also they might start saying things like “my good friend and college roommate fitzchivalry farseer would’ve loved this”

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out