rolled egg

if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes at night he wonders if he should buy a more fuel efficient car…but his mom gave him this toyota corolla in high school and he doesnt want to disrespect her

This is also hilarious because the Tudor portraits are upstairs on like the third floor so that fox also had to go up the stationary escalators long story short he was on A Mission

Why is The Cask of Amontillado suddenly a meme

I’ll show you, just come down to my wine cellar

I swear to GOD

STEALTH CAT

That’s not a fucking sugar cone oh my god.

He is held