. Kelly

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

baseball heritage post

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

These are all by @keatonpatti btw

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!

why'd I write this like I'm 74