:)

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make "soup" from some flower petals and sticks.

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

haters will see you

dr. haters will see you now

did the umbrella academy even have a wardrobe department? cuz i’m pretty sure ellen page and robert sheehan just wore clothes from their own closets

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

Are we gonna ignore the fact that she literally gets a cookie at the end as a reward for her hard work?? I mean, look at how FUCKING HAPPY she is!!!!

Hire this person

Me as a mom

She fucking flash stepped her way to the store lmao

Advanced tech

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

this was honestly a religious experience