A Forest

Surge would hang out with Jason Todd

Unfortunately, Surge canonically doesn't really care for guns

bruce: gives his kid, who doesn't even know how to add fractions, a sense of importance stronger than most adults will ever have

robin: has anything bad happen to him, or experiences any negative emotions

bruce: hrm. i suppose i will take it all away now. because i love him.

robin: freaks the hell out and takes it extremely badly

Bruce Wayne is at his peak when he's simultaneously an easy man to trust (because he's been right by your side in the harsh proving grounds of combat since you were 10 and always made sure you were physically healthy and for a crowd that loves to write based on tropes instead of story, they seem to forget that Bruce and his Robins would have something more like a Warrior's Bond instead of anything even resembling a parent/child relationship) and a hard man to love (because he has NO fucking clue how to parent).

The child soldier take also pisses me off cause that's wildly out of character, Bruce NEVER viewed them as soldiers, he found an outlet for his trauma and assumed it would be a one size fits all solution without realising it doesn't work like that. He did what he thought would help best but "best" wasn't very good. This is also why the whole "VENGEAAANNNCCCEEE" shtick was abandoned by like. Year fourish era/post Jason maybe and replaced with the much healthier mindset of "I fight for Gotham and her people" BUT HE DID STILL VERY MUCH TAKE 10 YEAR OLDS INTO BATTLE AND TEACH THEM HOW TO SHATTER BONES AND USE EXPLOSIVES AND SUCH.

The Boy Wonder(2024)

YALL LOOK WHAT I MADE. I RECREATED THE MEME AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😭😭

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He is completely oblivious that the enemies he fights with blunt weapons slowly and painfully die of internal injuries hours later.

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