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introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

“girls who say ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ a lot are a huge turnoff for men” promise? pinkie fuckin promise?

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

just saw “this show is bad because nobody will write fanfiction about this character of color” placed as a legitimate take. i don’t say this often but.....please go outside.

Please go outside.

harry potter is so funny they really just categorized 11-yr-olds as either jocks, nerds, betas, or ethnonationalists 

Will Yanks please stop acting like this is weird? Yes, that is how most Scottish high schools work. Uniforms, houses, and Prefects (the terminology varies, in my school they were called House Captains) aren’t some wild quirky thing JK Rowling made up, it’s just how education is done here. Not every culture is the same as yours.

the more you know! I wasn’t aware there were irl schools with houses themed around racial purity. british culture is so fascinating!