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just had to do an interview with ai for a possible mcdonalds position #imendingitall

anyone else ever get to that moment of life where if you realize you're enjoying something at all you wanna kill yourself or is that just me

just saw a tumblr comic that was about chris griffin and bart simpson as adults going to couple therapy and while i know it was probably a funny haha thing it made me realize those two are actually like,,,perfect for angst and shit. they totally have cptsd. however they're also the least serious characters in fiction so like

if you think about it bananas are the exact opposite of eggs because they're a plant, they're long, they have solid insides, and also if you dont know you're eating a banana you sorta hate it until you realize it's a banana