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you could spell it like horce

lalaberry factories literally pollute the earth with giggle gas which is realy bad because giggle gas makes new fucked up worms andbeetles and changes fish to have arms and makes dogs different which is not good at all the fish are feasting on the fuckdworms and creating an army and the dogs are different and the fish are making fish weapons and revolting , and italy is already gone but no one noticed for weeks because the dogs are weird now. so say it with me we need to fix this a better world is possible go out there and VOTE

The biggest fault in playing magic the gathering online is not being able to physically strangle your opponents. When the fuck did everyone else get the fucking Turbo Steroid Decks starting every game with some fuckass zero cost card going "if you have seven cards in your hand rn you win immediately no matter what" that summons a 12/13 Fuckzilla with vigilance and deathtouch. Like oh wow wowwee congratulations fuck you. I wonder if your mother is self-aware enough to regret having children.

Gamer rage is the sound of a livid animal loudly biting at the bars of its cage because breaking your teeth on steel out of sheer frustration is the second-best thing to sinking them into someone's throat.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

oh yeah am i allowed to say flowery is transmasc in direct relation to ralsei's whole. gestures vaguely. transgender goat. the "you wish you were bold enough to do what i did" of it all and the sharpness dulling. im having vague thoughts about it walk with me.

everybody say i love you black trans women