But Nobody Came

when a dyke and a faggot love each other very much….

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

(desperate for dick voice) oh so that's thunderclan

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

The feminine urge to put on a silk gown and descend slowly into a lake of black water under the full moon

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

deleting my dating apps so i can meet someone the old fashioned way (finding a magical notebook which i use to murder all criminals only to be pursued by a mysterious detective who i play a years long cat-and-mouse game with in which we’re handcuffed to each other for months, only to kill him when freed and watch him die in my arms)