:^)

ugh come ON (emphatically getting up out of my chair to turn around with a grimace and put my head in my hands) dude you KNOW i've been such a good girl. don't fuck with me man i don't have time for this. just fuckin give me the kitty treat dude

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow