w3lcome 2 my cardboard castle

imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.

if i dont go completely insane once per day i will go insane

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

lyme disease is just bpd but for celebrities

y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

What if I say it in a funny way tho

its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable

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babygirl what the fuck is your problem

sorry *pees quieter*

thank you!

biggest scam anybody has ever pulled is taylor swift convincing her fanbase that she's an underdog

Tbh I am an extremely chill person as long as certain things go exactly the way I need and expect them to every single day

I hate everyone being like “I can’t believe how unhygienic we used to live Im never going back even after covid bla bla” ok I’m literally going to lick the floor at the grocery store

so untrue worstie i hope you die

hallowed be thy ween