i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

This video is basically what my friend knows about Burnie besides what I’ve told him

A man on the quest for knowledge

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

DELETE THIS

the ancestral shitposter

Alexander went to speak with Diogenes and offer him better living conditions and he responded by telling him to get out of his light