Please dont actually fuck the tribbles

concept: a comedy show with a laugh track but with just one person laughing

Why can’t American shows be this great

oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

hey! i voted! you oughta vote too! unless you aren’t from the usa then you’re excused, only then.

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

My god Parks and Rec foreshadowed this fucking election

do not assume hillary clinton has this election in the bag. that is the exact mindset that trump wants you to have. there are trump supporters who are too embarrassed to publicly admit that they are voting for him, but you bet your ass that they will be bubbling his name in on their ballots. your vote is crucial and will make a hell of a difference for hillary. 

Trump is only two points ahead in Texas now. If you’re in Texas and vote third party or don’t vote this year, I will personally never forgive you for stealing the joy of watching the GOP freak out at Texas going blue from me.

For all voters in all states who were thinking of doing a Bernie write in.

You can see how hard Michelle had to restrain herself from dragging Trump to the depths of hell on national TV - just like black mamas who try to restrain from tearing yo bad ass up in public lol