GrantZel

@fuck-mate

Call me Ares. She/Her. "An nochipa tlalticpac: zan achica ya nican. (No para siempre en la tierra: solo un poco aquí)"

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Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

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grace pleading to have thunderstorms added to the weather system in the biodome like pleaseeee. i need this. i need this one little thing. and every eridian going past the biodome just starts hearing the wind going crazy, heavy rain, the occasional big ominous booms, and grace is just safe cozy in his home curled around rocky like Ouahhhhh. this is the stuff :]

head in the clouds

The only thing that would make your Grace in a bikini art better is if Rocky was also wearing a bikini

you're right... I'm so sorry......They only have the one though

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My cartoon for yesterday’s @Guardian books.

P.S. you can order my books of cartoons here: https://tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

“So what you’re saying is that I’m eventually going to finish this thing?”

"It's the guy from all those weird YouTube kids videos!"

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

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you. you get it

thequantumqueer

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

ravingsockmonkey

Another idea: he has a craigslist listing advertising himself as being available for children’s parties and the kids love him! The adults stand around talking about how he doesn’t look like “the real Spider-man” but they make sure to say it quietly so the kids can’t hear (Spidey can of course).

He gets hired to show up to a quinceañera and ends up getting to have a fun dance party with someone dressed as Dora the Explorer while there. It ends up being his favorite type of gig since the people are the nicest to him.

don't have time to draw something new for his special day so here's an old one reposted

will forever be so normal about grace telling stratt that the party is weird and stratt immediately going "okay so im going to sing at you now. and i will make direct eye contact with you in the crowd. then i will decide im done halfway through the song and leave without a word." and it actually working to make grace look more happy

what is wrong with them

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he's wearing ilyukhinas stupid cat shirt im crying

image spawned form the idea i had where post canon rocky and grace play a game called “throw rocks at each other” where they run around the biodome and throw rocks at each other

is this anything

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

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He said no way 🥹

genuinly tho i love to think about the human mannerisms rocky must have picked up while alone with grace for years. do you think he returned with an accent? completely different body language? sayings and idioms that make no sense when translated? it's so dear to me.

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