ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

*5 minutes later*

• Capitalization to emphasize A Word Or Phrase • The use of ™ to show Importance™ • Commas,,, used as,,, an ellipsis,,,, • ran dom s p aci ng to show a choked or strangled sort of tone • Cut-offs mid sentence • saying that they love something, or that something is doing its best, even if it’s an inanimate object • Dramatizing every sentence (instead of saying “Oh, she’s pretty!” One would say “U would let her kill me and say thank you.”) • random capitalization in the middle of a sentENCE TO EMPHASIZE A RISING, MORE EMOTIONAL TONE • vague one word answers in response to a picture • Mood/same/me • Jokes where the only way to understand it is if you’ve seen two other vines, a tweet, and four Tumblr posts from 2012 • Noticing details about a freaky picture and acting like it’s completely normal • The opposite: seeing a stupid picture and losing it in response