put me in the robot

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Dude do you want to play Twoxko. It's dope it's based on a game called legal legends. But it's actually good as fuck. It's already been cancelled

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

we need more deadbeat daughter stories

The thing about the all-wine-tastes-the-same-to-me phenomenon is that you can encounter it in literally any sphere of human experience. I can talk about high-budget versus low-budget stop motion animation and immediately be confronted with the fact that most folks reading the post genuinely cannot tell the difference between Ray Harryhausen and Robot Chicken.

I was talking about my appreciation for shitty low-budget stop motion and people in the notes were chiming in like yeah, I love Wallace & Gromit too.

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

dragons

computer show me. dragon

Sometimes you just gotta listen to songs and vividly imagine animatics you don't have the time or talent to make.