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Chapter 6 of my Marcoshanks pilot au is out heyyy check it out

#Jesse's writing #Marcoshanks #pilot au #shanksmarco #70s au

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oilpalette

California Road Chronicles #96, 2025 by Relja Penezic (American); Oil on wood, 24x24 in

#insp

Every other week when I read one piece I feel like I'm having Mihawk lore dangled I front of me like a delectable worm on a fishing rod lure and yet it never comes

#We r popping bottles when it finally happens #OH GIVE ME THE WORM ODA PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

ceruleanheaven

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#I wanna do nothing and get paid 1000000 dollars #You know like a ceo

mothcub

me discouraging you:

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me supporting you:

mothcub

That sounds really unusual I'm only motivated by being pelted with small pebbles in front of a braying crowd personally

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here comes the airplane

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👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car

Voting ended onJul 9

canonicallyginger

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

trans-girl-nausicaa

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

Paul Simon

Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

Voting ended onJul 24

I NEED TO WRITE MIZO AGAINNNN WWROIUUURRGGGHHHH

#Also was anyone gonna tell me Mihawk has a character song or

forecast0ctopus

post-situation..

#Bones #Star trek

feyd-meowtha

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

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cali

hi sorry if this is a bonkers ask but i've been trying to find the field of dogs getting struck by lightning post and the only evidence i can find that it existed is an old post of yours about it (make more posts about the field of dogs getting hit by lightning so the fandom can grow). do you happen to have a screenshot or anything, i think the original may have been from a deleted blog and i can't seem to find any reblogs

i think the problem is that it was a twitter post 😛 but i also had memory of it as a tumblr one too until i looked it up again

#Of course it was from baulp. Of course #I could never sleep like that pussy too exposed

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tumbwr

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

millenianthemums

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

Crying over these lesbian cats

#I love you lesbian cats!!!!#fave

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cutecipher

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

frankendykes-monster

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

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