Frying pan

If you were competition for The Ultimate Loser and if you came first would you be the Ultimate Loser or become a winner and then disqualified coz it's for losers only?

Can someone please explain the difference between being pansexual and bisexual?

Sometimes I think, in How I met your mother, Ted made Barney look a lot worse than he actually was so that his kids wouldn't think that their father was a total womanizer and a bad person

So this happened about two years ago, i decided that I wanted to wake up at 6am so i downloaded one of those alarm apps where you have to solve a couple problems to shut it off and i was super excited. Cut to the morning and the alarm goes off and i feel super dumb and i picked the hardest question setting and it's like asking me to find the integral of some crazy function and i can't do it and the alarm is just blaring at full volume so i tried to go to the play Store to just delete it but the app won't let me and it's been like 10 mins i started to cry and i tried to switch off my phone and that didn't work either. In the end i just googled the question and got the answer and went back to sleep.

Why do anti-vaxxers even exist? It's like you're trying to invite diseases

Oh my god. I hate dogs.

One time I went out cycling and I saw two stray dogs running towards me, so I turned right and another 4 dogs were running towards me and next thing I know I'm surrounded by dogs and they're all barking and fighting among each other and I'm deathly afraid of dogs so I freaked out and started crying. Literally imagine a 14 year old crying in the middle of the road surrounded by barking stray dogs. A man was passing by and started laughing at me. I sincerely hope the guy laughing at me gets bitten by dogs.

I get so mad when people say that in the movie Titanic, Rose let Jack die. Both of them would have fit on that thing but it wouldn't be bouyant enough for both of them like, they wouldn't have sunk to the bottom but it can't hold both their weights. If Jack wanted to live he should have found something for himself to float on.

Oh my god. Oh my god. I clapped my hands to kill a mosquito and it died and fell then two minutes late it flew away. Now I believe in mosquito resurrection