a gothic soul in a yellow sundress

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

New life plan: go to community college and become a general contractor in order to start a house flipping business. Instead of putting trendy tile backsplashes in the kitchens I’ll make the kitchens functional. The bathrooms however will all get clawfoot tubs. Also the walls will be painted colors.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive