Farmcore Fuckery

Hey y'all, i am beginning to take commissions, i am a beginner artist but improving fast, i am currently unable to work making this my main source of income, please share this if you could

Info:

Available: Digital Sketch, Coloured Digital sketch, primarily Fauna, Flora, minimal character art and Landscapes

Unavailable: most Fetishes, Kinks, Animal genetalia and Criminal Content

Pricing:

Note: half payment will be required upfront, and the rest upon the final transaction

- Character sketch: Bust is 10$/hr, Waist up is 15$/hr, full body is 20$/hr. an additional 5$ added to the base price for lineart and 10$ for full colour +Lineart

- Animal Sketch: Simple is 5$/hr, Complex is 10$/hr, High Realism is 15$ an hour. an additional 5$ to base price for Lineart and 10 for full Coloured +Lineart

- Plant Sketch: Simple is 5$/hr, Complex is 10$/hr, High Realism is 15$ an hour. an additional 5$ to base price for Lineart and 10 for full Coloured +Lineart

- Landscape Sketch: Simple is 15$/hr, Complex is 20$/hr, High Realism is 25$ an hour. an additional 10$ to base price for Lineart and 15 for full Coloured +Lineart

+ an additional 10$ fee for smut or major nudity

Contact:

Email me at: [email protected]

Now yall may be looking at me like I just said the sky is blue and shit hits the ground, but hang on a minute

I got thinking about this due to my own love life and lack there of, and it got me thinking, especially about how I personally have a bit of an odd hang up in regards to the men I find attractive

Now for reference I’m 6 foot on the dot, built like a mix of a football and hockey player and have had a beard since age 14, so very typical gruff looking dude, and yet the one thing that has been true for nearly any man I’ve had feelings for has been that they’re taller than me

Now you may still be rolling your eyes, as I’m more than aware how often people feel that way, yet I’ve never met anyone with my build who felt the same

And yet it’s also my build that makes things odd, many folks have made their intentions clear and have aired their expectations they’ve had of me, most of which are to the tune of expecting me to be some “gruff manly top” from a lumberjack fantasy, and all of them have been left disappointed

It’s that kind of expectation that people have when they look at me, only to find out that the stereotypes can be wrong, that not all trees wish to be climbed may may want to do the climbing themselves

It’s often in those moments people show their true colours, like hearing that 6 foot tall bottoms exist is like ringing the dinner bell of anger, so many of these guys get so mad their plans are dashed and it’s somehow your fault

Or the absolute weirdest in my opinion, people wanting to sleep with you because of your eye colour, that always felt bordering fetish territory to me ( yall enjoy your fetishes, I just don’t wanna be fetishized) and it’s made me uncomfortable. I’ve even had a man yelling at me that we had to sleep together as he wanted kids with my eye colour (we’re both amab), and he was one of 40 something guys who’ve admitted my eyes have turned them on

Now my eyes aren’t really special, they’re a light blue-grey, but reflect a lot of colours based on lighting and what I’m wearing (more grey when I’m wearing grey or black, more green when I’m wearing green and surprisingly more blue when I wear red) so I can appreciate the compliments they get, but the focus some people have put on em feels weird

Now that’s only the top of my brain in regards to weird shit I’ve noticed or dealt with when trying not to die alone 😆, y’all feel free to share your stories along with mine here

Hi, you don’t know me and we’ll probably never meet, but if you’d be so kind as to listen to some words of wisdom please continue reading,

if not have a good day

Ok so while a majority of my cattle expertise is in beef cattle, I still know my fair share about dairy cattle

Note, I am not a certified expert though I have years of experience

These are all things I’ve heard or been told

1. Dairy cattle are forced to produce milk with hormones

This is a fairly common sentiment I have seen across the board and I’m happy to report to you, it’s false. While milk production can be taxing on an animal, it’s as natural for a cow as breathing.

Here in Canada dairy cattle cannot be given unnatural hormones or chemicals to increase milk production, Milk is tested regularly and if there is any trace of chemicals or hormones from medication for example, the batch must be tossed.

The only exception to this is the occasional oxytocin injection to help the cow drop her milk, the oxytocin is absorbed into the cows body and doesn’t contaminate the milk. Though keep in mind that this is a once or twice occurrence with cows new to milk production.

The only thing that can reliably increase milk production that is legal ( In Canada) is the animals feed. Cows who have a very high protein and carb intake can often produce more milk as they have the energy stores to do so.

A Dairy cows milk production is for the most part, entirely natural ( chemical free), dairy cows were selectively bred for hundreds of years to be able to produce as much milk as they do

Now this isn’t to say that it’s always what’s best for the animal, but that’s why farmers strive to care for and produce better animals

2. Cows are forcefully milked against their will, and their milk is stolen

Now this, is entirely untrue, the thing is, if a cow doesn’t want to do something there’s not really a way to get it to cooperate, and when it comes to something as sensitive as an udder your shit out of luck

Milking cattle isn’t stealing but more an exchange, you feed, shelter and care for them and in exchange you get milk, it’s a partnership.

There’s also the fact many cattle enjoy being milked, as milking is facilitated through the production of serotonin, which is what allows cattle to produce milk in the first place,

This is what facilitates automatic milking robots, cows will be milked on their own free will, choosing when to be milked

A little milking fun fact, cows can be so excited about milking, that the serotonin causes the muscles in their teats loosen and they start to leak milk

Not to mention that a commercial dairy cow, on average a cow produces around 4x as much milk as her calf can drink in a day, your not “stealing” a calves food, your taking the surplus

3. Calves are stolen from their mothers

This is a bit of a more touchy side to dairy, but calves are not stolen from their mothers, they are often removed for many reasons

Firstly, dairy cows are more often than not terrible mother’s, they have basically had the it maternal side bred out, and are the most dangerous thing to their calves after predators, many dairy cows will often abandon or even forget they had a calf, and some of the worse ones will consciously lie on their calves just after they’re born, or they may step on, kick or ram their calves into the ground. These cows are essentially unfit mothers and their calves are taken away for their own safety

On top of the attempt murder, calves are born with no immune system, so to increase their survival chances, they are quarantined and monitored often in calf huts, during this time they are fed their mothers colostrum, or first milk filled with essential nutrients and such, that help build up their immune system. Once old enough they are often moved to communal pens with others that are the same age so they can socialize and bond, they stay with that group into adulthood and milking

It seems cruel from the outside but it’s necessary, understanding calf behaviour is difficult through a human perspective, calves don’t cry for their mothers, they cry for food even after eating. Cows don’t call back to their babies cry’s out of sadness but more to quiet them. Cows don’t feel the way humans do, after a year it’s surprising to see a cow still close to its calf