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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

oh so when john wick goes on a revenge killing spree to avenge his murdered dog, he’s an awesome action hero. but when kara zor el beats up and kills the child sex trafficker who poisoned her dog, she’s the worst most selfish awful mean person

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

Personally, i really wanna enjoy my life next year

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago