figuring shit out

I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

honestly yea

I never thought about the fact that these ma were loud af

They’re just big happy doggos are the doggo rescue, welcoming a almost just as big puppy!!!

F E L L A S ….

this is so me lmao

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive