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The only "Odyssey" I care about was manufactured in 2013 by Honda, speaks Japanese, and drives in the Forgotten Realms.

My problematic personality trait is that I think Ryan Gosling could play Henry Oak in a live action adaptation of DnDads as long as they cover him in at least a little bit of dirt first

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

Count the Rice is already close enough I think Dropout should just commit and make a horror Game Changer episode. Sam’s voice welcomes you to game changer and you walk out and suddenly the whole building is dark and empty except for you, a couple cast members in scary as shit costumes, and Sam’s friend Tao Yang who is standing about ten seconds away…

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

this is a renaissance painting

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

The problem with 2pm on a friday is that it's basically 5pm at that point so why should I do any more work?

Adult kiddads are so funny. Terry is like a reasonably well adjusted person who just really cares about his daughter. Meanwhile Grant, Lark, and Sparrow aren’t so much functional people as they are a loose collection of character flaws and trauma held together in the shape of adult men