BlackCatIdiot

Kenma, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Kuroo*

Doctor : we're waiting for your x-ray

Kuroo : but i never dated anyone named ray

Doctor :

Oikawa : *nudging iwaizumi* why are you always falling asleep on me? Am i that boring?

Iwaizumi, half asleep : your shoulder is very comfortable

Kuroo : avv cute

Atsumu : you can't fly lol

Penguin : you can't get someone to mate with you for life lmao

Atsumu :

Penguin : dude don— don't cry at the zoo

Hinata : ...so you'll do it?

Atsumu : hey, omi-omi ;)

Daichi : was it destiny that we met?

Oikawa : did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Kenma : so let me get this straight.

Kenma : you think i'm interesting.

Yamaguchi, peaking through the door : senpai, tanaka-senpai is on the phone

Atsumu : but it backfired

*earlier that day*

Atsumu, signing : you're a bitch

Atsumu : avv, i love you too. you make my life complete and i can't believe that you're mine. i don't know what i'd do without you

Sakusa : bitch, tf are you talking about?

Hinata : a boy at the park stole and ate all my chicken nuggets

Kenma : did you stab him to death?

Hinata : yes, kind of

Kenma : don't lie to me

Hinata : okay, i didn't stab; i snapped

Kenma : *squinting his eyes* bullshit

Hinata :

Hinata : fine. I told him i'm sorry that he stole my chicken nuggets

Oikawa : what??