i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

i’m crying

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This is just so beautiful.

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

What

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

his poop wifi