Minecraft Side-Blog

minecraft youtuber who starts ugly sobbing every time they have to betray their teammate in vc to the point where the other people in vc have to pause and genuinely ask if they’re okay and they sniffle out a yea before brutally killing everyone with a cubicmetre claymore

minecraft youtuber who has to get up and throw up in their bathroom mid session after a fight because they were that nervous for the entire thing

new minecraft block when

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

This is by far the most popular post I've ever made and I'm glad. Fred deserves all this fame.