half moth, half man, one foot in the bed

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything