Under the weight of living

archie riverdale wants what scott mccall has

“the epic highs and lows of high school football” WISHES it could be “my mom does all the grocery shopping”

IM YELLING

my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

“Okay, Jerry.”

My dads face when I pointed out that his generation were the ones to give out the participation trophy’s they’re so mad about was amazing.

i love renaissance girls everyone had a belly and it was cool

“spreading you open is the only way of knowing you” is really....a lyric™️

you’re in her dms I slithered here from eden to sit outside her door we are not the same